"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
I dont understand polyamory, not because I think its wrong or anything, but because I cant get one boyfriend how do some people get two or three
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do